Dead Dog Disgrace - 18/11/09

Earlier -Ring Ring- - Ring Ring- where the Fuck is the team?

DDD Sr and Jr fronted up to an empty green and 2 dogs down. So with sadness at a long night ahead DDD Jr went and recruited 2 rookies, and rookies they were. Tony a nice man but a useless bowler was to be the number 2 and another friendly face filled the 1 position, but Radar Ray had his radar set to bermuda, and the fucking objective is to get your bowls close the kitty on the green..... well fuck me if DDD sr stepped up at 3, with no Dogs bowls in play 3 ends in a row. So with mother love, DDD Jr, hoisted the Dog onto his muscular shoulders and began to carry them. The first 3 ends DDD Jr step up 2-4 shots down and each time convert this deficit to chalk up point for the dog. DDD started his own picket fence of 1's on the board, not bothering to see what his fellow teammates were doing he simply kept on trudging, sometimes through traffic thicker than the hair on his arse, but the fence kept going, and by the half way mark he had the dogs 5-2 up and looking for howl. This is where most people would switch off their TV's. With 1 and 2 for the dogs deciding they would have a contest of who could get the furthest from the kitty, and DDD Sr having a brain explosion, the dogs left 5-6 with the skip to clean up. The words that emanated from his mouth were, fuck it you retards (no offense to people with disabilities or special needs, in fact I think they would have bowled better) and DDD put 2 in the ditch to teach his apprentices a lesson... not sure what the lesson was, but 5 down in 1 end and the Hurculean efforts of DDD Jr could not help a team better suited to Shot Put. So the night took its turn for the worse and a second team of Teachers from a infamous school started to whoop and yell like they actually could afford to send their kids to that prestigious school.... not Fucking likely. So with a third beer I sit here wandering if I bother write anymore, the dogs were down and not amount of carrying could claw back mule hanging over a cliff when its first 2 legs dont even know they are attached to the mule.

Honorable mention

DDD Sr - for bowling it the wrong way on the 1 end we needed something close
DDD Jr - for not shooting the rest of the team